Stay out of my way........

yesterday 
WTF 2 trips to the desk and 2 calls to the ISP and at 3:30pm we have internet for the first time today

WTF  then at 5:30 we plow a fuse and have no power..... another trip to the desk

WTF Then at 7:30 hubby wants me to make popcorn (we brought our air popper but we have no bowl) So I think of the cheap ass paper ice buckets that are useless for ice because the bag in them sweats and the cheap ass paper ice bucket falls apart...
So back to the desk I go. The desk clerk has no cheap ass paper ice buckets told me I should have gotten one from housekeeping (who of course are gone for the day) like this is MY fault or something. She hands me the "ice bag" which is a cheap ass clear plastic bag. Mind you our room is the furthest from both the ice machine and the office. So if I filled this "ice bag" with ice and didn't have the cheap ass paper ice bucket to support it for the journey and walked all the way back to our room I would be dropping ice cubes like the bread crumbs Hansel dropped in the fairy tale Hansel and Gretel.....
As I walked away the desk clerk said, "Well you don't have to look so disappointed, it's not my fault" OMG

and how am I today???? Oh I don't know.... perhaps I'll be CRAMPY and BITCHY  ....Remember that case of killer sniffles hubby had earlier in the week? Well it seems he did in the last 20 or so Aleve as this morning when we were straightening up he asked me if I wanted the bottle (just the bottle... the pills were GONE)  OMG Like I need an EMPTY freaking bottle. *eye roll*

What's worse is we don't get paid until Tuesday and Aunt Flow decided she is visiting this weekend......
AND IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH...
If that is not enough, hubby woke me at 7am and made the comment on my getting my my free cup of Starbucks today (*free cup for free empty bag of store bought Starbucks grounds) Now it is NOON he is taking his SECOND morning nap and we have gone nowhere.

 ah well I guess I was supposed to be here. I found the motel housekeeper is in tears... I just looked up domestic violence resources and a hotline for her, as I don't want to begin to guess how Indiana law works in these situations.